I cut chives with a cake knife on a yellow board

by rekrapskraps

45 Comments

  1. EcstaticMembership

    And they somehow look better than most people’s chives 🤣

  2. NeatWhiskeyPlease

    One guy is just trying to improve his skills, this guys is over here torturing the chives.

  3. PappaWoodies

    Lol… I don’t need a knife bag, just Satan’s Cock(aka classic victornox serated all in 1), a sharpie and a peeler.

  4. Fragrant-Doctor8782

    I always put them in the nicer dicer

  5. acrankychef

    That’s a serrated knife/bread knife.

    I refuse to accept cake knife. Cake knives are tableware, like salad tongs.

  6. QueenFionasToes

    Why do they still look that good lol that’s some skill 😋

  7. sat781965

    If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

  8. Jawknee_nobody

    This is the level of chaos I want to reach.

  9. Express_Area_8359

    ![gif](giphy|VfEfG1oTqIrDR5FdVW|downsized)

    How this mofo looks at a chive. Ur a beast

  10. GrizzlyDust

    Do something mods, he can’t get away with this

  11. analogpursuits

    ![gif](giphy|ITpLgyDu36yFl1cZq7|downsized)

  12. Sanquinity

    This is the exact knife they have at my place as “work knives”. (We have like 10 of them) They’re okay for rough cuts of vegetables and meat, and are still useable even after a lot of abuse. But they absolutely SUCK for cheese, finer cuts like chives, juliene, etc. And I hate how they handle for anything but bread.

    So yea…bought myself a 50 euro santoku knife for 15 by using coupons, and started bringing that to work. It’s not an amazing knife, but still a lot better than the one in the pic.

  13. -ThisAccountIsVoid-

    Eh I’ve concassed tomatoes with a bread slicer.

  14. goatsnake_

    I cut mine with scissors directly on top of the plate. But I’m not a cook

  15. This is someone who’s been doing this shit since they were 14 and they’re 67 now. You were supposed to retire years ago chef

  16. mrsristretto

    Snorted so hard I sent beer up my nose.

    Thanks.

  17. DerpNRG_AUS

    In before green onions with a bench scraper tomorrow

  18. This is one of the best all-purpose bread/ tomato/ peppers/ cake etc knives from Victorianox.

  19. I just want to say…I love all the chive things

  20. DifficultBaseball533

    A bread knife is the most versatile knife in the kitchen.